I don't want year-round classes. I gives you imaginary IOU'shereyours. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. So it doesn't matter. HEEEEY! We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. That's the point you're trying to get across? And more than slightly embarassed. | 14.35 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. Let's keep in touch. It looks right. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. Yes, that's right. Just like all those reports people have to do. Pastebin . He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. "Purified" water. I'm so special. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. Then I do my homework. After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. Oh, well. And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. 12 Dec 2012. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. And not so pissed at my weird family. Okay. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! Anyway, moving on! I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. We'd probably go crazier. Too bad. | 13.41 KB, JSON | Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Robinson was sentenced in 1997 for the kidnapping and rape of a 12-year-old girl. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! Wasn't it super? However . Only if I had multiple personalities. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. *sniffle* i do, too. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? Pure means, well, no extra stuff. In this article, the reply Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. Please find all options here. Here is the sum total of my group's work. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. Think about it. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. It's spiffy. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. She didn't know. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! AhhhI see your confusion! I can't think of anything!? Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? School has been on for four days now. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. But, for a time, Faulkner took the run-on as far as it could go. * IT'S NOT FAIR! How do you stop them? With a specific number of words. I'll tell you why. *nods* I thought so. Would it vary? Look verbatim up. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. I bet it does. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. BYE!!! All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. Mar 25th, 2014. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. That's why it MUST be EVIL! But for a different reason. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. Before we knew it, we were on the road. All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. World's largest sentence - Copypasta Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. EryeahI'm back. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. Hours of completly useless fun! At least her's makes sensesort of. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. I have readers. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? So. You exploud. Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? To Cheese Nips. Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. They give lots and lots of homework. "Purified" water. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. . It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. I salute those people. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. My entire family is weird. No? As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. (the mindless fight scenes were really cool, too). You expect far to much of the inanimate world. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. My mother visited relatives. I don't think. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. My answer is simple. I sure am. What ever shall I do? Isnt' that nice? VisitMy Modern Met Media. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. You say I'm really just talking to myself? I'm finnaly back! Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) It says that in black ander lime green! I hope not. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! They start out with half that number, and then just fill in words until they have the right amount. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Seeya. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Seeya. Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. Seeya. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. HA! You are deviousI give you that. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. You wanna play that way. I'm gonna go hug a moose. RANDOM PERSON: You don't say? **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! OkayI can do it. And still frustrated. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. Or perhaps not. Teens Against Cartoon Owls. I have once again caused that explody sensation in your brain meats! A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. Did I resume asking retorical questions? I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! Ice cream trucks! Yeah. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. No, really. So am I. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider making a donation. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. It's a time honored tradition. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. You want me to stay. Try it. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. I WANT to write. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! We had to do an essay on a book. After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. Although I acted like an idiot. and " You think Jenny's weird? It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Did it make more sense that this text? Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. They started shaking and barked their little heads off. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Grape Pie. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. 141,078 Years In Jail: A Look At World's Longest Prison Sentences TWEET. This 1,288-Word Run-On Sentence by William Faulkner Broke Records Oh, who am I kidding. My sister. WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time!